Today, I was trying on lingerie in the dressing room of Victoria’s Secret with my boyfriend next to me. I told my him in a seductive, playful tone “You can stay and watch if you give me a piece of your gum.” He said “No I only have three more” and left the room. FML

by cjk004 / 02/15/2009 at 6:35am / United States (California) / Love

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  • NEVER come between a man and his gum.

    #4 - On 02/15/2009 at 10:45am by concerned

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  • im sorry, but that just made my day.

    #5 - On 02/15/2009 at 10:53am by EFFyourlifecait

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