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Today, I fractured my knuckle at the gym. My girlfriend offered to drive me to Urgent Care. As I threw my gym bag in the car, my keys flew out of the bag's pocket and hit her in the face. I spent the whole afternoon getting dirty looks from nurses because of my broken hand and her black eye. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50938) - you deserved it (4241)

On 08/14/2009 at 10:26am - love - by Anon (man) - United States (Maryland)

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You should have said to the nurses "what, she made me tell her twice".

#5 - On 08/14/2009 at 2:13pm by fxdxhk90

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How hard did you throw the bag? Unless you're a fuckin janitor and have a 5 pound key ring theres no way normal keys are gonna give anyone a black eye

#3 - On 08/14/2009 at 2:09pm by Doogragoo

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