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Today, and as for the rest of my life, I will always have a husband whose breath stinks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15436) - you deserved it (24279)

On 12/04/2008 at 11:40pm - love - by nothisfault - Sent from mobile version

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You could get a tongue scarper. Halitosis often comes from a stinky tongue with icky build-up. Also, taking chopped cloves of garlic like pills can help. He'll smell like garlic for a couple days, but after that his body will become immune and stop the odor. Good luck-

#6 - On 03/04/2009 at 12:30pm by angelove737

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Maybe you should practice better hygiene before he goes down on you

#8 - On 03/08/2009 at 7:49am by kenltd

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