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Today, I told my friend how I liked this girl but was too scared to ask her out. He told me "Why? The worst she's going to do is say no." Building confidence I approached her and asked her on a date. Then she replied "Get away douchebag!" and kicked me in the nuts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53360) - you deserved it (4236)

On 08/10/2009 at 5:20am - love - by Rejected (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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That's not that bad ... girl's a bitch though, so not worth it.

#1 - On 08/10/2009 at 2:02pm by EndZone

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Whoa, what a bitch. Did you do something to her...? If not, FYL!

#2 - On 08/10/2009 at 2:04pm by bananamanama

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