Today, for the very first time I got it on with my girlfriend. Unfortunately, afterwards I had a terrible tummy ache and let out a very noisy fart. I'm not sure she'll still be my girlfriend tomorrow. FML

by Mr Eek / 10/25/2008 at 12:57pm / Love

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  • she's a cunt if she leaves you for that...

    #5 - On 02/18/2009 at 8:32am by UGADAWG34

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  • Probably because you use the word tummy instead of stomach

    #1 - On 02/04/2009 at 6:15am by Myself

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