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Today, I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to go to the movies. She replies, "Sorry I have to do stuff with my parents" Her mum calls and by mistake my girlfriend pressed loud speaker, the first thing her mum said was "Be back at 11". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27576) - you deserved it (1989)

On 11/30/2008 at 10:25pm - love - by English - Australia (Western Australia)

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how do you know she's not going out with friends?
don't jump to conclusions, just talk to her. if she's cheating, though, tell her to go die.

#12 - On 10/10/2009 at 2:51am by silly_kate

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her mom called who? im so confused on this whole thing..

#16 - On 02/06/2010 at 6:33am by peachezthelette

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