Today, I bought my wife a dog because she wants something to care for. After handing holding it and it loving me for a few hours, I gave it to my wife when she got home. Two seconds later, it barked at me and tried to bite me. Now I have two moody women in the house. FML
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On 07/29/2009 at 12:45pm - love - by Red (man) - United States (Tennessee)
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YDI for thinking they're moody.
Also, first.
#1 - On 07/29/2009 at 2:08pm by imonfml_fml
That's what i thought!
I wont call fake even though that episode was on today and everything, because well people who call fake annoy the hell outta me.
Plus this could happen in real life right?
#78 - On 07/29/2009 at 11:00pm by Bored_2_Death
Ok I change my mind! I didn't see that his name was red before.
so i call...
FAKE!
...I feel like ive just gone through an FML initiation.
#79 - On 07/29/2009 at 11:05pm by Bored_2_Death
The people who modded this comment dropped the ball on this one. Sure, I don't mind a fake FML here or there - most of them are fake - but to rip something straight from a TV show that was on that day? That's just lazy.
No, I agree. The dog barked at him. It tried to bite him and failed. Nothing bad happened to him at all. Or is having an untrained puppy reason for FML now?
OP, YDI for expecting a dog you just got to be trained. Also, it sounds like you got a smaller breed of some sort, most of which have a documented behavior of bonding with one particular family member and no one else. Some research would have prevented this.
That's what you get for buying her a fucking Chihuahua.
#4 - On 07/29/2009 at 2:10pm by Darling_Cherry
This is dumb really. First off,, YDI for buying the dog. Dogs bark and bite especially when they are new. DUH! Second,, I wish you're wife would read this so she could divorce your ass and keep the dog.
You are truly one of the most selfish people I have seen on this site. Congratulations with the epic fail.
Same reaction I had. This is easily the dumbest FML I've ever read.
"After handing holding it and it loving me for a few hours" What's with this idiotic sentence? Is the OP a retard or something? Nice work moderation. YDI just for posting such a stupid FML.
Wasn't me, I said no.
This is the second FML that's gotten on here that I said no to -- this one and that stupid one about the superficial bitch cutting her lip.
#36 - On 07/29/2009 at 3:21pm by DameGreyWulf
My reaction exactly. I don't know what "handing holding" something means, but this is by far the most pointless and retarded FML ever. And fake (see #13). If you were going to fake an FML, at least make it somewhat coherent.
#40 - On 07/29/2009 at 3:32pm by xKattAttack
You should always introduce a prospective pet to all members of the family (including other pets) prior to adoption. I don't think YDI, but it's definitely something to think about next time. Hopefully you are devoted to the pet once you adopted it and aren't going to give it away for not being better prepared.
#11 - On 07/29/2009 at 2:19pm by sunkissdluster
What planet are you from? Once an animal makes it home to be introduced to everybody (lol, other pets), chances are you've already adopted it. Sure you should run the decision by your spouse before going out to get a pet in the first place, but who doesn't like surprises?
how is he selfish he got the dog for his wife and after getting it to love him for hours it suddenly starts to hate him explain to me how he was selfish
Just because it barked at him and tried to bite, doesn't mean it hates him. We just got a new puppy and he tries to bite us all, but I know he still likes us.
#71 - On 07/29/2009 at 6:48pm by senorita_z
you are insanely weird. it's obvious the OP's a freaking pessimist, calling his wife a moody woman, and when the poor dog is just getting used to his surroundings, he calls her a moody woman too. if that's not selfish, I don't know what is.
for real this time. i just watched this episode of that 70's show.
red gave kitty a dog because she was menopausal.
his name is red. see the connection?
FAKE
#13 - On 07/29/2009 at 2:22pm by all_the_same
One thing's wrong with your theory. Tennessee is not Wisconsin.
#25 - On 07/29/2009 at 2:42pm by arienh4
Ya, then the dog barked at him and tried to bite him and he was like "oh great, u have menopause too" Nice job, retard
#26 - On 07/29/2009 at 2:48pm by BrunetteHottiie
Idk man I think he would have put he was from wisconsin though not tenessee
#32 - On 07/29/2009 at 3:03pm by ananamoose
Wow, is it so hard to believe that the OP could be from Tennessee, and yet still copied this from a TV show? I mean, God forbid the producers of That 70s Show televise it nationwide, rather than just showing it in the state of which it takes place. THINK!!!
So, it's an obvious fake. Though, that last sentence deserves a win, but the whining of the fact that a dog barked at the OP just negates it...
#43 - On 07/29/2009 at 3:42pm by DrunkIrishman
this is an episode of that 70's show, to the exact details. to whomever posted you need to get a life before you can say Fuck My Life!!!!!
#18 - On 07/29/2009 at 2:29pm by brookschris4
I had to read this one a couple times to understand it.
#19 - On 07/29/2009 at 2:30pm by deathbunny256
FYL for lasting that long with the dog in bed before giving it to your wife.
And you have nothing to worry about! At least you can get rid of one of the moody women! Although, it would be lonely living with just a dog...
I might be within the few people that wish for the "What's the big deal?" button...
#30 - On 07/29/2009 at 2:54pm by fawfulster
Hahaha this is funny. Love it! But this certainly isn't an FML in my opinion.
#31 - On 07/29/2009 at 3:00pm by bee13
Dork...The dog'll learn to love you. My dog wouldn't approach me and ran away every time I tried to get near it for the first three or four years we had her. Things'll get better. :-) (like my profile says, for a pessimist, I'm pretty optimistic)
#34 - On 07/29/2009 at 3:16pm by mcmahonfan
Nice try. This was on the 70's show, or whatever it's called.
#35 - On 07/29/2009 at 3:17pm by nikkivampire
lmfao you're an idiot, i saw this episode of that 70's show this morning on ABC Family, nice try.
#37 - On 07/29/2009 at 3:21pm by quesadillaaa
this is stupid. its from That 70's Show. its the episode when Eric buys Donna an Engagement ring. this happens within the first 3 minutes. its so fucking obvious. the guys nickname is Red. whats erics dads name? i just saw this happen
#44 - On 07/29/2009 at 3:45pm by iamturtle101
Not only did you rip this off from a 7-year old episode of a GREAT tv show, you picked one of the lamest moments of the show to turn into an FML. There are WAY better ones. Also, I'm wondering if you're actually so dumb you misclicked Tennessee instead of Wisconsin, or if you were actually fully committed to this bogus FML and didn't know the show takes place in Wisconsin.
Way to be an idiot.
#47 - On 07/29/2009 at 4:08pm by nviedemerde
hey red Forman bought kitty a dog on that 70s show last nite and the same thing happened. wow that takes skill to take something from tv and bring it to the real world
#48 - On 07/29/2009 at 4:11pm by Instantfilm
Know what ELSE takes skill?! Taking someone's exact comment (#13 for you), rewording it, and then posting it on fmylife.com to try and showoff to everyone that you can sniff out the most obviously copied FMLs. Kudos to you, Sherlock!
#51 - On 07/29/2009 at 4:34pm by DrunkIrishman
This happened last night on that 70's show. I know because my roommate came busting out of his room high out of his mind laughing about how Red is the best character on that 70's show. This is lame.
#52 - On 07/29/2009 at 4:38pm by Augustchica84
somebody buy this man a drink, i think every guy here has experienced something like this.
cheers to the man and good luck
#57 - On 07/29/2009 at 4:55pm by mandumonfire
Only problem with that is the fact that the dog is kinda a girl. But, I still lol'd at this; although, it is kinda gross.
#64 - On 07/29/2009 at 5:37pm by DrunkIrishman
Maybe the dog doesn't like the wife? Cuz it seemed to get along with you just fine :/
#62 - On 07/29/2009 at 5:25pm by MadeOfAwesome
Wow, same thing happened on That 70's Show when Kitty started menopause.
#68 - On 07/29/2009 at 6:30pm by ThatDarnCat
At first I was like, "There's no way this was from That 70's Show!" Then I read the name. [btw, if you're going to do this, make sure you're actually FROM Wisconsin. Otherwise this is a failed attempt at an FML]
But nice try!
#77 - On 07/29/2009 at 10:01pm by notapplicable123
You think that's a fine how do you do? Today I was out shootin' at some food, and up through the ground came a bubblin' crude... something something something is the place you ought to be, so we loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly. FML, that is. Set a spell.
Signed,
Jed from Texas
...Am I the only one who noticed the OP's nickname is Red? XD
#88 - On 07/30/2009 at 1:47am by xxXChiiXxx
HAHA! Either a really weird coincidence or . . . no Let's just say it was a coincedence.
#97 - On 07/30/2009 at 10:46am by novellover63
What are the chances that this is almost EXACTLY like That 70s Show, only difference being that the dog bit you.
Sounds like you tried to get the dog attached to you first. Serves you right. (If this isn't a 70's show rip off.)
#101 - On 07/30/2009 at 7:28pm by effmuhlife
haha it's okay...I once had a teacher that confessed to me that his wife, his daughter, AND his dog all have their period on the SAME day! Poor him, your life rocks!!
i sure hope your wife doesn't go on this site, cause if she sees this, you'll be sleeping on the couch for a month, at least.
#103 - On 08/02/2009 at 7:08am by raincookie
Oh my gosh! Marley and Me is one of my all time favorite movies!
#105 - On 08/03/2009 at 3:41pm by mylyfsukswbu
1. Make the dog runaway
2. Break one of your legs so you're in a wheelchair
3. Have your wife take care of you since she wants something to care for
4. ????
5. Profit!
O.o that sucks. However, once you get the bitch fixed ( dog or wife, your choice ) all they do is mellow out and eat. Choose wisley. I'd go for both. Fix all your problems at once. Oh and...108! MOFOs
#108 - On 09/13/2009 at 10:55am by happyemokid8181
my step sister has a dog named martini
lol I know
the dog looks at me and barks it's ass off at me
that dog so damn moody like my mom
#111 - On 01/27/2010 at 11:15pm by budster1993
