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Today, I bought my wife a dog because she wants something to care for. After handing holding it and it loving me for a few hours, I gave it to my wife when she got home. Two seconds later, it barked at me and tried to bite me. Now I have two moody women in the house. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31268) - you deserved it (6040)

On 07/29/2009 at 12:45pm - love - by Red (man) - United States (Tennessee)

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