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Today, my girlfriend came over to my place, looking drop dead gorgeous. However, she preferred the idea of sleeping, and here I am on my laptop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36517) - you deserved it (8103)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Crawling -

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Wow, didn't anyone think that maybe she's just TIRED.

#2 - On 02/24/2009 at 2:39am by nonymous

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hey now girls are human and need sleep too.. why werent you cuddling with her? :(
you failed if you ask me

#16 - On 05/26/2009 at 3:02pm by MiSSaNNa89

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