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Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML


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On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Lo -

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My grandmother did this to someone once!

#2 - On 02/11/2009 at 9:18pm by blueandred

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"Today, I was with the boy i'd liked for months at the cinema, I went to the toilet for 5 minuites and when I came back, he was gone"

#25 - On 08/28/2009 at 4:46pm by polico_wolf

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