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Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answered «Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s». Really? I've looked everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML


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On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Icy -

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"I've looked everywhere in my flat"
I don't know why that struck me funny. Like you were looking for a cat or something

"Marie, are you stuck in the dishwasher again?! I told you not to go in there!"

#6 - On 03/01/2009 at 1:32pm by oops

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If she really was lying to you then good god that sucks.

#2 - On 02/18/2009 at 6:55pm by runmymouth

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