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Today, I tried to pick up two girls by asking them what time it was. They burst out laughing. FML

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On 10/25/2008 at 12:55pm - love - by SweeT -

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were you wearing a watch?

#3 - On 02/24/2009 at 2:45pm by chinitabonita

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so you went up to two girls and said "What time is it?" and they burst out laughing? thats a weird reaction, you should have been like "Im not trying to hit on you skank i just need to know what time it is" and walk away so they feel bad too

#11 - On 04/02/2009 at 8:43am by pzzzz

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