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Today, I learnt that the girl with who I've being going out for 6 months, has been sleeping with every guy around except one. Guess who? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29405) - you deserved it (2092)

On 11/24/2008 at 1:08am - love - by lectro - Sent from mobile version

alf's life also sucks
Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction ? She vomited. FML

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Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my…

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Are you sure you're not dating my ex?

#4 - On 02/12/2009 at 10:20am by Joe

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Y'know what? That's probably a good thing if she didn't sleep with you. Less STDs.

#2 - On 02/06/2009 at 11:14pm by Bob

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