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Today, I went on a date with my really attractive neighbor, and at the end, when I leaned in to make out with her, she shook my hand. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21006) - you deserved it (5271)

On 01/30/2009 at 9:42am - love - by anonymous neighbor - United States (New York)

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ydi for making- out on a first date

#11 - On 09/25/2010 at 2:25am by breenarae25

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"Today, I went on a date with my neighbor. At the end when I meant in to hit her on the head and have sex with her unconscious body, she shook my hand. What a prude. FML

#16 - On 09/15/2011 at 7:06am by ronton

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