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Today, I went on a date with my really attractive neighbor, and at the end, when I leaned in to make out with her, she shook my hand. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24628) - you deserved it (6077)

On 01/30/2009 at 9:42am - love - by anonymous neighbor - United States (New York)

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ydi for making- out on a first date

#11 - On 09/25/2010 at 2:25am by breenarae25

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that's what you get for being beta, you should never wait until the end of the date to kiss someone beacuse thats when it's expected. if you haven't kissed a girl by the end, you shouldn't try at the end. live and learn.

#1 - On 03/20/2009 at 6:12pm by urallosers

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