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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in my front yard. As I stormed off in my dramatic exit, I realized I had locked myself outside. I had to ask my now ex-boyfriend to borrow his phone so I could call my mom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31184) - you deserved it (7902)

On 07/10/2009 at 12:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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Seems to always happen when couples break up now-a-days, right? At least according to FML...

#2 - On 07/10/2009 at 6:27am by mycoffeesucks

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you deserve it for being a bitchy drama queen, thats probably why he broke up with you. grow up

#12 - On 07/10/2009 at 9:58am by fyourlife33

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