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Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she bought for me. I said joking: "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18232) - you deserved it (11486)

On 11/19/2008 at 6:33am - love - by Mazzam - Sent from mobile version

alf's life also sucks
Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction ? She vomited. FML

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last thing a guy wants for his birthday -tie
first thing a girl thinks of when she gets something for her boyfriend's birthday- tie
seriously, y bother? just give him a blowjob, it would be free, and he will always like it

#6 - On 04/18/2009 at 10:11pm by xxasifxx

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idiot don't do that ever again i hate seeing that sad face women make.

#3 - On 03/26/2009 at 7:26pm by Cre6rul

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