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Today, it has been a year and a half since my boyfriend discovered online poker. Annoyed to see him spending every evening playing on his laptop, I threatened him: “Now honey, you have to choose. It’s your poker or me!” Answer: “You are bluffing!” FML

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Your boyfriend is funny.

#6 - On 02/25/2009 at 1:08am by Phoebe

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that's some really stupid sounding dialogue. If this FML wasn't so poorly written, I might like it.

#29 - On 11/08/2009 at 8:42am by Broeman

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