Today, I woke up next to a slumbering girl I had just met the night before. She had all the covers on top of her and I was cold. Not only was I cold, but the sheets were really cold. So I got up and realized she'd peed a drunken night's worth of beer all over my sheets. FML

by SmokedSalmon / 02/12/2009 at 7:54pm / United States (New York) / Love

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  • at #24.... you really don't have a fucking clue what you're on about do you?

    It's highly likely they were just as drunk as each other... So it wouldn't just be him that got done for it... He would have a perfectly valid and upstanding counter claim which would negate either claim.

    The way you're saying it is basically "if a guy sleeps with a drunk girl, he's a rapist. However, if a girl sleeps with a guy whos just as drunk, it's still the guys fault" and that's a load of old bollocks. And one more thing, try dropping the caps lock a bit =D

    Oh, and by the way, not being able to remember does NOT mean she didn't consent the night before.

    To the OP, thats just unlucky mate... Hopefully next time you pull, she won't piss everywhere

    #28 - On 03/25/2009 at 7:00pm by Eladar

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  • Everyone that is either on her side or making fun of you is probably a chick who pisses her self all the time.

    #26 - On 03/03/2009 at 4:57pm by skybrink

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