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Today, my husband of one week lost his wedding ring while we were preparing for a dinner party. After a thorough search and no luck, I started to cry. He told me to quit being a drama queen because we had guests. He then got drunk with his friends, puked on the patio, and called me a bitch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (67051) - you deserved it (10299)

On 06/28/2009 at 12:05pm - love - by honeymoonisover (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

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wow. no offence, but hes an ass.

#1 - On 06/28/2009 at 2:55pm by Avaquin

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sounds like the start to a great marriage.

#3 - On 06/28/2009 at 2:55pm by isantorin

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