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Today, I was on a date with my new boyfriend. I acted very flirty and laughed very loudly to show him how funny he was. I laughed so loudly that I farted. FML

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The fart isn't the lamest part of this FML. It's the fact that you were overplaying your laughing. He'll either think you're weird, or you'll make him believe he's funnier than he is.

Whatever happened to being yourself? :/

#5 - On 03/06/2009 at 2:49pm by Yunie

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bahaha
I'm so very sorry for laughing, but that exact thing happened to a girl I used to hang out with.
It brings a smile to my face everytime I see her

#1 - On 02/19/2009 at 7:39am by jackainscough

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