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Today, I was on a date with my new boyfriend. I acted very flirty and laughed very loudly to show him how funny he was. I laughed so loudly that I farted. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20056) - you deserved it (11726)

On 11/18/2008 at 7:16am - love - by elsaza - Sent from mobile version

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