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Today, I was feeling sick, so I called my boyfriend who lives down the street to come and keep me company. He replied with, "no, I can't come over, I'm busy, I'm playing xbox." FML


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On 01/28/2009 at 2:51pm - love - by vidzgrl - Canada (Ontario)

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No way! When my girlfriend's sick, I help her in any way I can. She's the cutest thing in the world and I love nurturing her. Fuck Xbox and whatever other plans I had.

#6 - On 02/09/2009 at 11:09pm by concerned

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lmao fuckin right sure he should have been there for u but jesus those call of duty double point weekends few and far between and ued have to try pretty damn hard to beat out rockin some noobs.

#8 - On 02/12/2009 at 2:51am by darkarkham

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