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Today, my girlfriend said to me, "You know, you only have to wash 3 times a week to be clean." FML

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On 11/16/2008 at 12:54am - love - by Pepe - Sent from mobile version

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if someone doesnt smell atrocious does it really matter how much they shower? the human body is never truly "clean" so if you feel clean enough and not gross or if you don't smell terrible i really don't think it matters how much you shower. personally, i shower usually once a day but it depends on many factors, mostly weather. if its a hot day and i sweat up a storm i'll prob shower more. if not, maybe only once a day. just saying, let people shower as much as you want the body will accumulate bacteria anyways. just don't smell and it should affect any other person what you do

#17 - On 05/14/2009 at 8:53am by jgars575

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Taking a shower every other day is perfectly reasonable. That's what I do, unless I am on holiday or something of the sort, then it's daily. However, every time I take a shower I shave and wash my hair, and I feel perfectly clean for that day and the next. I think it's a little weird to shower twice a day though. And some people don't have time to shower daily also. So don't hate, haha

#24 - On 07/23/2009 at 2:55pm by vooper

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