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Today, I organized a romantic evening with one of my old squeezes in the hopes I may re-ignite something special. She showed up at 8 and told me she had to leave by 9. She was gone by 8:30. FML

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It's probably because you use the term "squeezes"

#1 - On 02/13/2009 at 3:57pm by JessInTex

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Ah, yes this reminds me of the Lemon Law! Maybe a largely modified version of it, but it is good to see it in use!
Or, wait for it... Perhaps, she really had some place else to be?
Either way, this doesn't seem like such a bad thing, you were left single early enough to go out for a legendary night! Call up your wingman and suit up!

#4 - On 05/06/2009 at 12:59pm by BarneyStinson

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