It's probably because you use the term "squeezes"
Ah, yes this reminds me of the Lemon Law! Maybe a largely modified version of it, but it is good to see it in use!
Or, wait for it... Perhaps, she really had some place else to be?
Either way, this doesn't seem like such a bad thing, you were left single early enough to go out for a legendary night! Call up your wingman and suit up!
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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