Today, I organized a romantic evening with one of my old squeezes in the hopes I may re-ignite something special. She showed up at 8 and told me she had to leave by 9. She was gone by 8:30. FML

by LDL / 01/26/2009 at 5:56pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love

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  • well that's what you get for calling you one of your old 'squeezes'

    #3 - On 04/22/2009 at 10:09pm by dani_fizzle

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  • It's probably because you use the term "squeezes"

    #1 - On 02/13/2009 at 3:57pm by JessInTex

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