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Today, my girlfriend threw my things out. As I was trying to pack to leave for good, she tossed my wireless router. I leave to call someone to pick me up, she slaps me in my head, grabs keys, balls up her fist and threatens to kill me. I call the cops... and I get put in the cop car immediately. FML


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On 01/26/2009 at 9:46am - love - by Dark Jew - United States (California)

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Its fucking bullshit. In every case like this the guy gets arrested no matter what the circumstances. When will cops learn that girls can be psychotic bitches? Indeed, way more psychotic than us guys at times.

#9 - On 03/03/2009 at 2:36pm by Laid2Rest6661

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good lord... why are some of us such bitches?

#3 - On 02/23/2009 at 2:48pm by carebear

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