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Today, my girlfriend threw my things out. As I was trying to pack to leave for good, she tossed my wireless router. I leave to call someone to pick me up, she slaps me in my head, grabs keys, balls up her fist and threatens to kill me. I call the cops... and I get put in the cop car immediately. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23972) - you deserved it (1501)

On 01/26/2009 at 9:46am - love - by Dark Jew - United States (California)

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