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By seriously?! - 11/02/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML

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By yes i meant ex-boyfriend - 18/01/2014 21:09 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2013 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML

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By maddieex - 04/12/2014 02:49 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 20:00 - United States

Today, it was my one year anniversary with my boyfriend. We had dinner reservations to an expensive restaurant and planned to see a movie after. At least, we did, until he called to tell me he'd volunteered to work tonight. He won't get off until 2am. FML

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By anonymous - 01/12/2010 08:30 - United States

Today, my cute coworker begged me to cover his shift tomorrow, and told me that he wanted to take me to dinner to make up for it. I was very excited because I've been crushing on him for a long time. I later overheard him tell his friend that he didn't plan on showing up for our dinner. FML

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By krisx3ftw - 11/01/2010 13:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML

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By pinchy - 07/03/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was taking me out to eat to his favorite restaurant. He said I could order whatever I wanted and he'd pay for it. He took me to Red Lobster, knowing full well that I'm allergic to seafood. FML

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By tryingtoberomantic - 28/09/2019 14:00 - Australia

Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML

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By heshay - 28/10/2010 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was seated in my section at work. As he sees me his face drops... he's on a date. He had forgotten I work there. I had to serve him and his date, and they didn't leave a tip. FML

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By cheaterscheat - 29/07/2012 01:21 - United States - Saint James

Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML

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infantrygirl 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 0:37

Um, okay. Rule of thumb: NEVER take someone out to eat at the restaurant they work at. sheesh.

OMGyoupeople 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 20:36

he's not very bright is he?

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mleugim 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 23:39

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arms_akimbo 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 0:24

That's pretty retarded.

infantrygirl 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 0:37

Um, okay. Rule of thumb: NEVER take someone out to eat at the restaurant they work at. sheesh.

mylifesF 15

Wednesday 6 July 2016 4:52

I feel like she called off without him knowing but if not, that's pretty idiotic

ContortionCorpse 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 6:02

Hahaha! You should beat him with a large piece of glass because of that.

Timmytwofinger 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 14:39

sorry, but he's a proper dumbass

geewhiz 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 22:25

Does he not know where you work??

OMGyoupeople 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 20:36

he's not very bright is he?

dreamofme 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 23:00

He didn't know where you worked? That sounds like a communication problem... =/

Jackthestripper 0

Friday 10 April 2009 16:03

Man what a dipshit. Your boyfriend. Not you.

bsaucedo 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 21:11

dumbass boyfriend, i work in a restaurant and i would never ever go to my own work to eat.

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