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Today, I finally called my boyfriend and we made up after a big fight. For a whole month I had put him on my cell phone's reject list, to automatically reject his calls. I jokingly asked him how he liked all his calls getting rejected. He stared at me blankly. Turns out, he didn't call me once. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11523) - you deserved it (50256)

On 03/08/2009 at 5:07am - love - by Jenny (woman) - United States (California)

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