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Today, my boyfriend showed his mother photos of me. He told her that he thinks I'm pretty. She said that I look like a celebrity from her country (Korea). Flattered, I online searched this celebrity, and turns out she is a local porn star who's undergone multiple cosmetic surgeries. FML


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On 01/23/2009 at 8:55pm - love - by sigh - United States (New York)

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You look like a Korean porn star who's gotten lots of plastic surgery.
That's a huge fucking compliment.

#11 - On 02/24/2009 at 5:04pm by Bunbu

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actually, most american-borns don't get it... it really is a korean thing. 76% of korean women in their 20's and 30's have undergone plastic surgery; most have been for double eyelids. 25% of korean mothers with daughters ages 12-16 have suggested plastic surgery to their daughters. 28.5% of korean job-seekers get plastic surgery as a means of faring better in the job market.

#9 - On 02/19/2009 at 4:46am by vvtumblesbee

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