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Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

#2248 (66)

I agree, your life sucks (23390) - you totally deserved it (3847)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

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#1 - On 02/04/2009 at 9:25am by que

Damn your picky! At least someone is willing to play with your !!!!

#2 - On 02/06/2009 at 4:15pm by AbeFroman

did she have balls to??

#72 - On 03/09/2010 at 6:52pm by ryguy997

@ ShadowRadiance: Pretty sure such a group already exists, but I'll join with you!

#3 - On 02/06/2009 at 7:08pm by Trixie

@shadowradiance has the right idea.

#4 - On 02/11/2009 at 5:04pm by lycangrrl

Sorry, got cut off.
The last part says, "In a box under her bed from the last guy she dated. I called the cops."

#5 - On 02/12/2009 at 10:16pm by anon

holy shit. that is very very disturbing. the uncut version, i mean.

#6 - On 02/18/2009 at 6:13pm by katieatieay

I wish you the best of luck meeting other women (the kind with no penis).

#7 - On 02/19/2009 at 4:14pm by iFuckUp

You liked her before you knew about it, right? Well, she's still the same sexy awesome girl, but with bits tacked on. You can either pussy out because you're afraid of THE GAYS or have fun with someone who's different from the people you've been with before. If she presents herself as a woman, and says she believes she's a woman, for god's sake she is a woman, penis or not! Get over yourself.

#8 - On 02/20/2009 at 9:30pm by anon

then they have to have anal which us very unhealthy.

#71 - On 03/09/2010 at 6:49pm by ryguy997

#13, read #10.

#9 - On 02/21/2009 at 7:31pm by katieatieay

... a mouth's a mouth... :\

#10 - On 02/22/2009 at 8:49am by naranja

#10 is just a /b/astard having a laff, and i did lol'

#11 - On 02/22/2009 at 11:26pm by y3y

thats bullshit no way

#12 - On 02/25/2009 at 5:48pm by yeah

A person's a person, no matter what's in their pants. If you think someone's fun, interesting, and attractive, why should finding out she has a penis matter? And I personally would totally join ShadowRadiance's group.

#13 - On 02/27/2009 at 12:58am by xXxgirl

unless you like it.

#14 - On 03/01/2009 at 10:45am by bee

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#15 - On 03/03/2009 at 10:28pm by frisbee37

H O T xD

#16 - On 03/04/2009 at 7:47pm by un_known

I wouldn't care unless it was one of those disgusting manly shemales.

#17 - On 03/06/2009 at 8:25pm by Kyothine

damn that sucksss.

#18 - On 03/18/2009 at 9:55pm by Katieee_01

Wow, if that happened to me, I'd be scared for life.

#19 - On 03/20/2009 at 6:16pm by WowLifeDoesSuck

heres a thought.....the persons not gay...they want the standard woman. You know, the kind WITHOUT the spare parts down there. Theres nothing wrong with that.

#20 - On 03/21/2009 at 8:58pm by Shallow_Padentic

wow #8, you just dont get it ... a penis does not equal a vagina... end of story.

#21 - On 03/22/2009 at 1:02am by ohemguyton

ok, im gay and i find that a bit disturbing.
She should've told him

#22 - On 03/23/2009 at 5:33pm by Bryan_Z

NOWAI! Sux4u.
- S.

#23 - On 03/24/2009 at 5:09pm by xsydbabyx

At least they weren't getting married...

#24 - On 03/27/2009 at 3:15am by Whiz_boy

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

OH NO


whenever this happens on tv shows, the dude is SO mad he murders the chick with a dick

uh oh!

#25 - On 03/28/2009 at 4:26pm by mellowyellowww

Ell Oh Ell Ay

Looooolaaa! La la la la Looolaaa.

#26 - On 03/28/2009 at 5:15pm by Rodjmeister

who teh fyck is shadowradiance? and so what if its a dick? as long as you liked her before you found out about "it" its good.

#27 - On 04/05/2009 at 11:17am by 3daysgrace

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what did u do when you found out??????? even the gay guy finds it disturbing..........whats wrong with u ppl?

#28 - On 04/06/2009 at 6:22am by melovesit

hehehe :)

#29 - On 04/11/2009 at 1:36am by JN226

Everyone that's saying he should have gone through with her is fucked. Clearly like all straight guys he wanted pussy.

#30 - On 04/13/2009 at 4:32pm by Fml37

wow. So because he liked her in the first place he should still like her after he finds out the disgusting thing she did to her body? Hell no. That's retarted. I can't imagine the horror the OP must have felt. I'd shoot my self. FYL

#69 - On 02/24/2010 at 3:49am by SuperMuffin

I completely agree with 21. What the fuck is wrong with u guys? When a girl doesn't have a vagina then it isn't a girl.

#31 - On 04/13/2009 at 4:36pm by Fml37

how close were you dancing? you didn't feel it up against you? unless you were ACTUALLY dancing, of course.

#32 - On 04/13/2009 at 5:03pm by spazzmckiwi

How exactly would you not notice that when you were dancing with "her"? That sucks, and fuck all the people saying it shouldn't matter, but I still say YDI b/c only an idiot wouldn't notice something like that.

#33 - On 04/24/2009 at 3:18pm by azzh0le

Wow, Run!

#34 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:50am by 24788

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#35 - On 05/04/2009 at 6:58pm by naroushh

thats messed up.

#36 - On 05/07/2009 at 12:08pm by eaglesfan761

LOL!
IM DYING! IM DYING!
LOL!

#37 - On 05/09/2009 at 10:19pm by aquariusbeauty

okay, i can see both sides here :

- if you like her, then you like her.
- but.... pussy is pussy... so...
?
tough call.

#38 - On 05/11/2009 at 8:59pm by Huff7

Now, thats tickling the funnybone!

#39 - On 05/25/2009 at 5:31pm by nuriszhar

A woman's a woman. She's ... well, he's obligated to tell the guy she's not really a she. The guy was attracted to the woman, if she decides to grow a fucking penis between the bar and his house, heck, I push this she-wannabe off a bridge.

#40 - On 05/28/2009 at 4:03am by olieyt

All the people saying to go through with it are women, undoubtedly. Anyone else to say something so stupid would be committed for being so fucking delusional.

Men don't like to have sex with things that have dicks. That doesn't make them homophobic, it just makes them straight, you morons.

#41 - On 05/30/2009 at 3:31pm by shmaller

Ouch... How did you get outa that situation?

#42 - On 06/03/2009 at 12:19am by paleknight47

I dunno I kind of think this stoty is made-up

#43 - On 06/14/2009 at 10:42pm by buckeye91011

so? She...he...it still has 2 holes left. And as for not knowing about when dancing, he was probably behind her a lot, with her grinding on his crotch rather than the other way around.

seriously though what happened? I kinda feel bad for her/him/it. Her life is definitely F***ed

#44 - On 06/15/2009 at 12:38pm by KevinB

Best written FML ever. AHAHAHAHAHA! Yeah, FYL.

#45 - On 06/22/2009 at 4:33pm by lesp

admiral akbar says ITS A TRAP!!!!

#46 - On 06/24/2009 at 4:19pm by Sythec

Well I bet that the people who disagree with this story being disturbing are very sensitive and stupid women let me put it this way. You invite a "guy" to your room and find out he has a vagina. What do you do? Being the needy slut you are you might become friends or the bitch inside you comes out and you feel the same way the OP does.

#47 - On 07/10/2009 at 3:00pm by hatemylife123

What some people are suggesting.

You're drunk at a bar.
You hook up with a girl.
You're about to get it on.
SHEMALE?!?
Oh that's okay, I liked you before, I mean, it's not like having a dick is any different than having a vagina when your personality is great!

Oh wait, it is.

#48 - On 07/23/2009 at 4:36am by Zapurdead

hmmm, i'm gonna take a wild guess and say that wasn't a chick.

#49 - On 07/23/2009 at 4:42pm by jessica21194

was her dick bigger than yours?

#50 - On 07/24/2009 at 12:37pm by GodOfBeer

hahahahahahaha

#52 - On 08/12/2009 at 2:25am by srsmr123

All the pretentious women telling everyone that he should have gone with it, how would you like if you came home with a guy who had a Pussy?

Stfu, bitches.

#53 - On 08/29/2009 at 9:46pm by bezerk

Did her name happen to be Lola?

#54 - On 09/04/2009 at 4:27pm by RoxyRaccoon

I got the reference. ;-)

#59 - On 09/25/2009 at 8:18pm by Lolzords

SURPRISE!!!

#55 - On 09/06/2009 at 7:04am by Kupokupupo

lmao!

#56 - On 09/08/2009 at 10:40pm by DirtyDiana

Phew at least she doesn't have a chose

#57 - On 09/17/2009 at 2:28am by quadmasta

That's hot I would still fuck her

#58 - On 09/20/2009 at 9:34pm by skatergirl21

did you both get a hard on at the same time ? ;d

#60 - On 10/17/2009 at 8:26am by Anteezy

...when you say HAD a penis...

#61 - On 11/17/2009 at 5:36pm by Silentknight

DON'T DO IT! ITS A TRAP!

#62 - On 11/19/2009 at 5:38am by GodsPetTaco

some men don't like dicks. it matters. fyl dude. pol saying you should try it or whatever are obviously weird. if your straight then that's that.

#63 - On 01/05/2010 at 12:32am by louie111887

That's why not to get intimate with someone you have only known for one night. YDI.

#64 - On 01/18/2010 at 8:06am by moonshine_bek

shit! haha

#65 - On 01/23/2010 at 11:34am by nanananana913

she probly wasnt a boy so stop saying it, girls can be born with guy parts in a mix up ,its not her fault its just something that rarely happens

#66 - On 01/28/2010 at 12:09am by love_sucks7

lmfao. dude that sucks, and I'm gay so im not even a homophobe but that's just wrong

#67 - On 02/09/2010 at 8:02am by kev08326

I had no idea there were sooooo many sick people on here, how would you not care about that?

#68 - On 02/17/2010 at 6:24pm by natepyron

so it wasn't a she, it was a he

#70 - On 02/27/2010 at 2:24am by ashylarry

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