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Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48840) - you deserved it (9078)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

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I wish you the best of luck meeting other women (the kind with no penis).

#7 - On 02/19/2009 at 4:14pm by iFuckUp

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ok, im gay and i find that a bit disturbing.
She should've told him

#22 - On 03/23/2009 at 5:33pm by Bryan_Z

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