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Today, my fiance and I went to the bar to celebrate my new job. When we got home, we were pretty horny from the alcohol and headed upstairs. While we were taking our clothes off, he began crying out of nowhere and exclaimed "Maybe I'm just gay!" They say true feelings come out when you're drunk. FML

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On 05/23/2009 at 10:38pm - love - by jaded401 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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should have celebrated another type of job (you know what i'm talking about) to keep him straight

#1 - On 05/24/2009 at 4:15am by palmdrive

true feelings don't come out when you're drunk.
because: that chick was way out of my league, but we were wasted. I doubt she "truly" thought I was attractive when we were sober.
I don't truly feel it's a good idea to ram my head into the wall, but I was drunk.
and my friend sure as hell doesn't love that chick he almost called and proposed to (I was there to stop him) when drunk.

#116 - On 02/17/2010 at 11:39pm by apfunction

HAHA, that's so funny, but fyl on that one.

#2 - On 05/24/2009 at 4:15am by 24788

wow. that suck. srry. u desere bttr

#4 - On 05/24/2009 at 4:20am by vela9002

Keyword: MAYBE .

there's still hope .(: hahahaha

#5 - On 05/24/2009 at 4:20am by Madalena

Maybe you're just ugly.

Hehe, sorry.

#6 - On 05/24/2009 at 4:21am by 8trickster8

I guess you are lucky, it's better to find out now than after u get married

#7 - On 05/24/2009 at 4:23am by waspbr

Your true feelings don't come out when you're drunk; seriously, don't sweat it.

#8 - On 05/24/2009 at 4:27am by Sacharified

Well that's a little awkward isn't it?

FYL

#9 - On 05/24/2009 at 4:30am by alesposito

Hahahaha. what a loser. sorry about that.

#10 - On 05/24/2009 at 4:34am by lazylacey

hahaha, damn thats got to suck
im sure that nights sleep was not at all awkward ;)

#11 - On 05/24/2009 at 4:42am by wwyttm

Ow ): <

FYL.

#12 - On 05/24/2009 at 4:46am by Curtieeeez

People just say random stuff when they're drunk. Someone could've said it earlier and he just repeated it. It happens.

#13 - On 05/24/2009 at 4:48am by Genephix

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#14 - On 05/24/2009 at 4:49am by bipolarchipmunk

My friend who was drunk yesterday asked me "Did you put the drink in my hour?"

Basically put: I wouldn't really listen to anything that anyone says while they're drunk, it doesn't really make sense.

#15 - On 05/24/2009 at 4:50am by Rupus

Obviously he couldn't get it up due to the alcohol and was feeling embarrassed and being dramatic. You are either stupid , or a bitch for posting this/even giving it thought. I'm sure things were fine in the morning.

#16 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:00am by kitteh

omg!!
i feel sooo sry for you
i dnt care what those bitches up there say like number 16 and 6
thats still f%$#ed!

#17 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:08am by itsgen

Well, at least he's honest with you ?

#18 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:09am by nightsky

He clearly just had a problem building an erection, and probably has some kind of underlying confidence issue. Don't worry too much about it, wait until you're both not as sloshed and try again.

#19 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:12am by Anon17564

If he is gay, you could still be friends...Go shopping, share your feelings, watching chick flicks together. It's what every girl wants in a relationship.

#20 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:17am by AliciaContreras

oh yea and i forgot to add
to # 6 maybe ur the ugly one!!
and thats why you dnt have a pic of ur ugly self!!

#21 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:19am by itsgen

#14, you're not funny or clever. Sorry.

OP, sucks for you, but maybe he's joking? Haha, you never know... anyway, FYL.

#22 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:21am by valuemeal2

It could be his subconscious that's worried he's gay.
Most of the people I've talked to about this have had thoughts that they might be gay, but that doesn't make them anything or change anything. Everyone has doubts sometimes, being his fiancée however, I can see how this would worry you.

I hope you talked to him in the morning before you flipped on him.

#23 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:22am by redbluegreen

Saying ridiculous things while drunk is part of the experience. Get over it.
#14 is a fan of run on sentences. Unless your fiancé starts bringing other (men/women?) home I wouldn't worry. The safety dance wouldn't be a bad alternative though.

#24 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:28am by chartermage

I love #14's response.

#25 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:31am by flake

I made a mistake, but I see that several people also make this same mistake too on FML and it's going to drive me crazy until I say it.

It's fiancée for the brides, and fiancé for the groom.

I just felt like clearing that up.

#26 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:35am by redbluegreen

Don't worry; he just was wasted and had whiskey dick.

Damn whiskey dick...

#27 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:36am by Anony

at least you found out now.

#28 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:51am by betwixt

You say "we were horny"...

Evidently not.

#30 - On 05/24/2009 at 6:18am by girlindie

obviously he had a hard time getting it up cause he drank too much.. this is a comon problem for all men.. he probably doesn't drink that much normaly and he said the first thing that came to his mind.. which was oh fuck I can't get it up maybe I'm gay?

#31 - On 05/24/2009 at 6:58am by Canuck

# 14 is quite clearly on crack.

#32 - On 05/24/2009 at 6:59am by slutmuffin

yikes!

#33 - On 05/24/2009 at 7:05am by veganphotog

At least you know before the wedding.

#34 - On 05/24/2009 at 7:15am by aback

#14, you are full of WIN.
if i had to pick something to hang myself to, the safety dance would be it. :)

#35 - On 05/24/2009 at 7:38am by Rellakan

#6 - still laughing....

#21 - no picture is way batter than fake one like yours

#37 - On 05/24/2009 at 8:10am by Blanadestroyer

hahahahahahahahahaha that sucks shit must be beat

#38 - On 05/24/2009 at 8:17am by boundforglorywt

How could anyone find number 14 funny? It's so not, he's just saying random stuff to be funny. I hate when people do that, it's so forced.

Mate, it's not the end of the world. Just ask him when he's sober about it.

#39 - On 05/24/2009 at 8:27am by PokeyStix

#21 You're also ugly and you look 15.

Wish i could change my pic to a more recent one :

#40 - On 05/24/2009 at 8:29am by Tehalon

whiskey dick FTW. or FTL, as it were.

that's probably all that was. but i notice you left that out of your story. trying to make the poor guy sound worse, huh?

but he's a pansy anyhow for being one of those wusses that cry when they're drunk. CALL THE WAAAAAMBULANCE.

#41 - On 05/24/2009 at 8:30am by fretforyerlatte

#14, congrats on thinking up the shittiest response ever. Before you hang yourself (I sincerely hope you were being serious) try removing your head from out of your own arsehole.

#42 - On 05/24/2009 at 8:43am by eliz3

Maybe if you were more interesting and attractive he wouldn't feel that way.

#43 - On 05/24/2009 at 8:51am by Azurea

Also when your drunk you dont hear things correctly or remember them wrong he must have said something else and didnt hear it right

#44 - On 05/24/2009 at 8:56am by Rht2925

i agree with #41 i hate people who cry when their drunk, it gets really annoying and they become a buzzkill

#45 - On 05/24/2009 at 9:01am by shroomis

Alcohol is a depressant and just amplifies the emotions of drinker. Why we have 'happy' drunks and 'sad' drunks. They are just acting out whatever their emotional state of mind is.

If your fiancé was drinking and came out with that as his thought then it is more likely it was something he was thinking about/worrying about before he started drinking. I wouldn't worry; it could have just been from an earlier event that had him thinking about it.

Now if he does it again while drunk I would consider if what he's saying is perhaps a hint that you need to get out.

#46 - On 05/24/2009 at 9:12am by JaneSmith

...or maybe some guys can't get it up when they're really drunk. It's a reasonable (drunken) conclusion that if you really love a (hot?) girl and can't get it up for her that you might be gay. There's a good chance he's not. If he is, you have a best friend for life.

#47 - On 05/24/2009 at 9:26am by silvermoonstar3

hahahaha oh wow, FYL or real!
hopefully for you he wasn't preaching the truth!

#48 - On 05/24/2009 at 9:33am by _HollieWould

wow sounds like you mgiht need to rethinks things a little before taking the next step. Sorry

#49 - On 05/24/2009 at 9:37am by illeyad

That's some strong stuff, 14....can I get in on it? hahaha j/k

#50 - On 05/24/2009 at 9:51am by Tbuccola

Maybe by "gay" he meant extremely happy?...

#51 - On 05/24/2009 at 9:58am by Futt_Buck

Well, if he's gay he should've known and not dated a female,
or he's drunk so he says retarded things?

#52 - On 05/24/2009 at 10:02am by Bryan_Z

maybe its beacause your UGLY
lol

#53 - On 05/24/2009 at 10:05am by Akon_27

Better now then go through the entire wedding and reception and a couple years later divorce after finding out he's getting his satisfaction at truck stops. On the bright side, you now have a new gay best friend and you guys can go out man hunting together.

#54 - On 05/24/2009 at 10:18am by jonnymohio

hey dont worry, 5 months back when i was in the army and people got drunk, they said the weirdest shit, like im gay, and sure as hell, i knew those men werent gay

#55 - On 05/24/2009 at 10:32am by austin117

#53 - If you're going to make stupid attempts at being funny, try using the correct grammar. "You're" not "your."

And it sounds like the OP and her fiance need some couples therapy.

#56 - On 05/24/2009 at 11:21am by mj2123

blame it on the alcohol?

#57 - On 05/24/2009 at 11:36am by nyangel

For starters I want to say that you can't "turn" someone gay or straight. You ARE born that way. For those of you with partners of any type right now, you didn't wake up one morning and go "Hm...today I think I"m going to fall in love with so and so" now did you? It just happened. That said, please don't take his confession personally, because it has nothing to do with your appearance, sexual performance, or the way you conducted yourself in the relationship. However, as hard as this might be for you, if you love your fiancee you should pursue this new found knowledge with him, and if he comes to realize his sexuality is actually not what he had claimed it to be, then (and I know it's easier said than done) you should accept that and love him for who he is, rather than cause him further pain by scorning him for something he has no control over. While I know it must hurt to not only have dated the man for as long as you did, but also to have been asked to be his wife, it was NOT a personal attack on you. Be there for him, if not as a lover as a friend.

Either way though, FYL.

#58 - On 05/24/2009 at 11:45am by merri

wow, that would really suck

#59 - On 05/24/2009 at 12:00pm by madam_mayham

seriously.
ouch.

#60 - On 05/24/2009 at 12:03pm by Devikarawr

@36: So, gay men aren't real men? :|.

And no, what you say when you're drunk is not true. Believe me, that's an oft-repeated myth.

#61 - On 05/24/2009 at 12:09pm by thequeenofscots

58, I love you.

#62 - On 05/24/2009 at 12:48pm by coopcas

Yeah, agreed. 58, you are fantastic.

#63 - On 05/24/2009 at 1:03pm by thequeenofscots

i wouldnt marry him if i were you....

#64 - On 05/24/2009 at 1:05pm by hayride1987

I think he's just drunk. True feelings might come out when you're drunk, OR you say really stupid things.
I really doubt he's gay, to be honest.

#65 - On 05/24/2009 at 1:27pm by GrapefruitZoe

Why is this a FML? Because he got drunk and said something stupid? Wow....THEY say that huh? Who are THEY, and what makes THEM correct?

Who the fuck lets these get posted on the site?

YDI for being a gullible dumb ass

#66 - On 05/24/2009 at 2:00pm by eeee93757

Or maaaybe he were so drunk he couldn't get it up or something.

#68 - On 05/24/2009 at 2:32pm by shiat

Well there have been marriage and first time sex FMLs lately, and women have been the cause of drama.
While copycats to the first one I saw seem to be fake, I think this "gay dude" one is just an attempt to make guys dramatic instead.
Just seems suspiciously sexist.

#69 - On 05/24/2009 at 2:38pm by seemsfake

Woops forgot to add this to #69
Just like my nick says, this FML seems fake.

#70 - On 05/24/2009 at 2:42pm by seemsfake

Well he overlooks the fact you're a chick, you could overlook the fact he's gay. I assume this marriage will work out fine.

#71 - On 05/24/2009 at 2:47pm by jesusjr

This made me laugh, so I favorited it.

#72 - On 05/24/2009 at 3:56pm by hahayou12345

#17/21 you are no prize. Your nose is as big as texas and you have really horrible lips. You also have bug eyes and the attitude of a 6 year old.

In short noone is perfect but if you call others ugly, expect the same.

#76 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:15pm by um_duh

Wow, FYL, that really sucks but sometimes people just say random stuff when they're drunk.

#77 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:39pm by BKF

do not marry this man

#78 - On 05/24/2009 at 6:47pm by jordi_08

#4, they're called "words." Learn to use them.

OP, sorry to hear that... He should've talked to you about his concern, since it sounds like this wasn't the first time he's thought about it. Needless to say, you shouldn't marry the guy. Good luck...

#79 - On 05/24/2009 at 6:53pm by jmarie

Unless he really is, he was probably just embarrassed that he couldn't get it up after all the alcohol. I guess you can only wait and see, but here's hoping!

#80 - On 05/24/2009 at 6:59pm by kellster

Some people think they are flying pink banana boats when they are drunk...is that a true feeling?

#81 - On 05/24/2009 at 7:13pm by Light_Ty

Wait, this isn't Jamie is it? I think I know who you are. Sorry about your fiance

#82 - On 05/24/2009 at 7:23pm by wikiwaki

dump his ass, there's much better guys out there.

@#58 i call shenanigans on your nature

#83 - On 05/24/2009 at 7:36pm by UncleverName_FYL

Aww, hahaha. That sucks, you can do better!

#84 - On 05/24/2009 at 8:07pm by finnaaas

well, you couldve found this out after being married with kids. seriously, talk to him about it when youre both sober and everything will work ouit the way its supposed to.

#85 - On 05/24/2009 at 8:28pm by kisseshugsdrugs

haha to 40 and 37
you bitches are stupid and losers

#86 - On 05/24/2009 at 9:24pm by itsgen

wow...how much did he have to drink??

#87 - On 05/24/2009 at 10:29pm by live_and_learn

look, drunk and true feelings DO NOT go together. Seriously, how many stupid girls have gotten knocked up after their drunk boyfriends professed true love to them? Don't sweat it, and maybe next time you have sex stay sober.

#88 - On 05/24/2009 at 10:52pm by justasillygirl

That is bizarre...I don't know what to say about that. Even if he only said it drunk, It would be impossible for me to forget, ever. I think for me, the relationship would be over. Do you have any reason to believe him? I guess you're the best judge of whether to just write it off or not.

#89 - On 05/24/2009 at 11:30pm by wordgirl

it's not to late yet. think of something fast.

#90 - On 05/25/2009 at 2:28am by amykillswitch

In vino veritas...

#91 - On 05/25/2009 at 6:04am by FerdinandtheBull

Oh ffs #58 i doubt he's gay. Refer to my post (#16)

#92 - On 05/25/2009 at 6:41am by kitteh

Oh my....maybe his "true feeling" is that he loves to joke around? -.-

#93 - On 05/25/2009 at 10:53am by blooxxkrazi

XD
I wouldn't even know what to say in reply

#94 - On 05/25/2009 at 12:59pm by cannetteXchaos

What a loser...
He should go get some ass and stop crying about it.

#95 - On 05/25/2009 at 9:44pm by FlyCrizz

it's better that he comes out now, than in ten years when you have kids.

#96 - On 05/25/2009 at 10:36pm by sbosha1

gay can mean happy u kno. maybe he just felt, really happy.....

#97 - On 05/25/2009 at 11:12pm by Blithe_626

just let him fuck you in the ass and you can buy a strap on and fuck him

#98 - On 05/26/2009 at 2:39pm by mardog88

lol, i dont think being drunk had anything to do with him saying such a thing...

i can get it up if im horny and drunk anytime (check: HORNY and drunk)

so chances are he wasent horny because hes not attracted to women because hes gay.

true

#99 - On 05/27/2009 at 3:49pm by dastag

Wow. Sorry.

#100 - On 06/02/2009 at 3:06pm by drlinap

LMAO

#101 - On 06/03/2009 at 1:02am by ecox45

Alchohol makes you horny? O_O

That explains all the slutty girls and teen single mothers. Need to find an honest guy instead of the ones at a bar

#102 - On 06/05/2009 at 3:26am by XxHeartBrokenxX

This is hilarious :P

#103 - On 06/05/2009 at 4:13pm by mylifesucks45

My ex said that once when he couldn't get it up. I don't think he's gay....he's been with other girls since.

#104 - On 06/12/2009 at 3:54pm by dramakat11

This is fake!!

#105 - On 06/23/2009 at 11:10pm by lakergurl91

maybe ur ugly as shit

#106 - On 07/04/2009 at 12:46am by prospekt1

Did no one notice that apparently a man was telling this? Does that make sense? (Look under the FML and it says "(man)" so i dont really know what that means...
man + man = gay
2nd man = "MAYBE IM GAY"
but you are gay...

#107 - On 07/05/2009 at 4:44am by doggylover27

Whoa you're right! I didn't notice that... wtf then, what was the point of this post, for fun? To stir up anti gay people to start a debate?

... eh.

#108 - On 08/04/2009 at 5:19am by wise1inurface

Yeah I'm not quite sure myself, maybe it IS a woman and they just got mixed up with the genders, or sometin. Dun no... but it sure is weird, wtf is the point of that post?

#109 - On 08/04/2009 at 2:06pm by doggylover27

exactly |: IDGI.

#113 - On 11/14/2009 at 2:50am by ohmygoodnex

it says you're a guy as well............

#110 - On 08/17/2009 at 11:05pm by lilspike2231

Yeah I know that's what I said... weirddd o.o haha

#111 - On 08/18/2009 at 6:44pm by doggylover27

I fail to see how this is a bad thing for you

#114 - On 12/19/2009 at 2:17pm by MysteryJoker

damn. yo pussy ain't good. damn lol.

#115 - On 01/31/2010 at 5:01pm by truejerk2k9

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