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Today, my fiance and I went to the bar to celebrate my new job. When we got home, we were pretty horny from the alcohol and headed upstairs. While we were taking our clothes off, he began crying out of nowhere and exclaimed "Maybe I'm just gay!" They say true feelings come out when you're drunk. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46527) - you deserved it (2546)

On 05/23/2009 at 10:38pm - love - by jaded401 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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