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Today, I spent $160 on a spa package for me and my best friend because her boyfriend just broke up with her, and she has been really upset for the past week. Turns out her boyfriend broke up with her because she had been cheating on him. With MY boyfriend. FML

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On 03/05/2009 at 4:25pm - love - by LaLa (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

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OMG thats so fucked up!! D=

#1 - On 03/05/2009 at 7:03pm by JeanNe91

A big twist at the end.. WHOAHH!!.. Did not see it coming.. Tune in next week, for more "Cheating Partners and Pathetic Friends".. Yes, there'll be more.. There always is..

#133 - On 01/16/2010 at 6:46am by Secret_Fire_King

wtf? DUMP HIM DUMP HER. totally not worth being your friend.

now go hook up with her ex. =]

#2 - On 03/05/2009 at 7:03pm by ummmyeahhh

^this

#134 - On 01/26/2010 at 7:47pm by tdawgheath

wow

#3 - On 03/05/2009 at 7:04pm by tannerrr55

There are way too many cheater FMLs. Kind of makes one paranoid.

#4 - On 03/05/2009 at 7:05pm by Panime

wow, what a bitch. some friend she is. you should take her ex to the spa with you. and im sorry about your bitch friend and your asshole boyfriend.

#5 - On 03/05/2009 at 7:05pm by xelectrickiss

slap the hoe

#6 - On 03/05/2009 at 7:07pm by DEATHx2

I agree with #4

Ouch. That seriously sucks. Kick 'em in the groin. >:-)

#7 - On 03/05/2009 at 7:08pm by camisado

harsh.

#8 - On 03/05/2009 at 7:10pm by Jasper

aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha thats hilarious. he came outta the closet the hard way huh?

#9 - On 03/05/2009 at 7:25pm by IAlwaysFail

Hahahahahahah wow, way to misunderstand!

#122 - On 10/05/2009 at 4:23pm by missmasturah

...#9 doesn't get it.

#10 - On 03/05/2009 at 7:29pm by Shadic

Everytime I see an FML about relationships, it keeps me wondering why anyone would even bother to be in one.

#11 - On 03/05/2009 at 7:29pm by Acerbitas

you people and your crazy friends.

#12 - On 03/05/2009 at 7:33pm by Greg101

whoaa, that sucks.
go out with her ex boyfriend. :D

#13 - On 03/05/2009 at 7:34pm by Strawberry

WHAT A BIIIIIIIIIIITCH!

You sound like an amazing friend. I'm sorry something like that had to happen to you. :(

#14 - On 03/05/2009 at 7:36pm by Lotus_Eater

Aw, I'm so sorry. I personally agree with #2: Perhaps that could get things going between you and her ex? --and don't be worried about how she'll react to that. I'd lose all respect for her and what she thinks after what she has done.

#15 - On 03/05/2009 at 7:37pm by pineapple18

time to get a new friend much?!
what a horrible, horrible person. bad enough she cheated on him, but with YOUR boyfriend, and she has the nerves to seek your comfort? bitch.

you definitely deserve better than that.

#16 - On 03/05/2009 at 7:38pm by fcuk

True statement #4, I used to think my girlfriend would never cheat on me, then i started reading FML, now I'm not so sure...

#17 - On 03/05/2009 at 7:41pm by Sure_Thing

Nooooooo!!!!! Thats horrible...

#18 - On 03/05/2009 at 7:44pm by muse88

go chris brown on dey ass

#19 - On 03/05/2009 at 7:47pm by Shane_Huckeba

11- i agree. i think relationships are fucking stupid. why i stay away from them.

to the OP-i'm really sorry. dump both of them and go hook up with your ex-bff's ex ;)

i also agree with whoever said you seem like an amazing friend. most people i know wouldn't spend so much money on their friends. she isn't worth your time, neither is your BF

#20 - On 03/05/2009 at 7:48pm by interventions

Haha, there are way too many cheater FMLs because a lot of people tend to cheat and think they can get away with it.

But yes, hook up with your friends ex, and tell her ALLLLL about it.

#22 - On 03/05/2009 at 7:50pm by pitts_the_shit

#9 you do always fail.

#23 - On 03/05/2009 at 7:57pm by magicmarkers

Damn. At least that $160 price is a good deal.

#24 - On 03/05/2009 at 7:58pm by drybamboo

I agree with #16.

That's sucks. Get a new friend ASAP!
And while you're at it, hook up with the ex xD

Win-win!

#25 - On 03/05/2009 at 8:32pm by chinchilla

half these FMLs are all about cheating...I'm really hoping none of them are true because that would imply you guys have the worst judgement on friendship and relationships

#26 - On 03/05/2009 at 9:04pm by YallNoobs

your friend is a whore
i'd slap her if i were you
and you're too good a friend for her.

#27 - On 03/05/2009 at 9:12pm by sabrinaishere

i totally agreehook upw/ her ex

major payback!

#28 - On 03/05/2009 at 9:15pm by crissycat07

#9 i thoguht the same thing at first actually. i had to read it again. and yeahhhh kick her in the face, him in the nuts and hook up with her ex

#29 - On 03/05/2009 at 9:30pm by chieffanLJ27

On the bright side, ummm i got nothing for this one. You poor thing!

#30 - On 03/05/2009 at 9:35pm by jesusjr

ahaha sux for yew

#31 - On 03/05/2009 at 9:38pm by LiLOnE

Oh man that really sucks! Some friend she turned out to be... I guess one thing to learn from this is dont blindly trust anyone.

#32 - On 03/05/2009 at 9:53pm by Nemo89

Dammit, there is no way you deserve that after being such a good friend. F*** them, you can give that friendship to people who will appreciate it.

#33 - On 03/05/2009 at 9:54pm by justjayit

USE ALL THAT MONEY ON YOURSELF!!! YOU OBVIOUSLY DESERVE IT!!

#34 - On 03/05/2009 at 10:01pm by shiaii

hoped you spit in her face and on your way out took her clothing along with you (if you where wearing towels) then when you got home called your bf over and as you excuse yourself to go to the bathroom get on his car drive somewhere not to far, put trash on his car and pop his 4 wheels. then go back home and break up with him.

#35 - On 03/05/2009 at 10:03pm by kagome_eb

yeah well at least you have that kind of money to spend on the spa. go cry into your piles of money.

#36 - On 03/05/2009 at 10:06pm by mac

Ahahahahaha @ #36. XD

#37 - On 03/05/2009 at 10:14pm by CRUX

girl spend all the money on you. that sucks

#38 - On 03/05/2009 at 10:16pm by californiachic10

What a slutbag

#39 - On 03/05/2009 at 10:36pm by ohdamn

WOW.
that bitch needs to get slapped.
I agree with the others.
dump both.
and hook up with her ex. XD

#40 - On 03/05/2009 at 10:43pm by pixelated

Slap her, then sabotage somehow. :D!

#41 - On 03/05/2009 at 11:21pm by _fthisshit

what a bitch. FYL.

#42 - On 03/05/2009 at 11:26pm by TheOrpheus

hahah wow #35 obviously has experience with this, or has atleast thought it through quite well.
i'm so sorry, that shouldn't happen to anyone!
and btw to all the people saying that she needs to pick better friends, its kindof hard to see that in the future someone will betray you like that...

#43 - On 03/05/2009 at 11:43pm by akshii

what a shitty ass friend to do the spa and then you find out....UGH

#44 - On 03/06/2009 at 12:39am by yeahreally

Wow, it's amazing just how spineless and deceitful people can be.

#45 - On 03/06/2009 at 1:57am by Kiron

wait... did you take her to the spa, or just buy the package, when you found out?

still. DUMP HIM DUMP HER. now go find HER ex and have some fun. ;]

#46 - On 03/06/2009 at 2:47am by ummmyeahhh

I'm sorry!!! go have some rebound sex.... it'll heal whats ailing ya

#47 - On 03/06/2009 at 3:40am by shmeeeah

Gah, you poor girl. =(

I don't even know what to say.
Except for I'm sorry. Very upsetting.

<3 hang in there!!

#48 - On 03/06/2009 at 4:06am by RenoEnvy

@17 I used to think that way too, but after my (now) ex girlfriend cheated on me, I decided to forgive her, she cheated on me three more times behind my back. I've begun to accept the fact that women are evil.

#49 - On 03/06/2009 at 4:06am by FairFrozen

@49 yea, once they start they dnt stop.If they do it once more often than not they tend to do it again, even worse u dnt believe in the rel anymore. i stayed with n ex for 18 months after she cheated on me. ye i forgave her as well but she still told me to fuck off and then take her back again later. Some chicks do not know waht they want. simple as that. just find one who does.
anyways to OP, hope u make yrself some new friends.

#50 - On 03/06/2009 at 4:30am by Mikeymikey

Why do I get the feeling everyone is cheating on eachother? :-/

Anyway, sorry to hear. You did a nice thing to think about cheering her up. She turned out to be evil. :(

#51 - On 03/06/2009 at 5:27am by Mnemic

WTF what a bitch.

#52 - On 03/06/2009 at 6:05am by nebbsen

now hook up all of u guys

#53 - On 03/06/2009 at 6:21am by yuyo

Maybe she doesn't know they were together? Why would she tell her after she treat her for a spa?

#54 - On 03/06/2009 at 6:37am by Scars

#6, Yes she should.

#55 - On 03/06/2009 at 6:59am by My_Little_Pony

super messed up!!

#56 - On 03/06/2009 at 9:41am by dazeddd

damn. f that.

#57 - On 03/06/2009 at 10:14am by ree13

damn that sucks but don't be petty and go after her ex... afterall he may be just tryin to get some jelousy going...that

#58 - On 03/06/2009 at 11:07am by Camikila

I start to lose faith in humanity sometimes, how can some people be such asses! Hope you find better friends...

#59 - On 03/06/2009 at 11:25am by Tenantry

Ouch! Make her pay back her share! What an awful thing to do.

#60 - On 03/06/2009 at 12:11pm by Tikal

Beat her ass. Then pour acetone on his car

#61 - On 03/06/2009 at 5:50pm by HottGurlKira

Use that spa package on a BETTER friend. :] She doesn't deserve it.

#62 - On 03/06/2009 at 7:01pm by may_cause_fail

I agree with #2 loll

#63 - On 03/06/2009 at 7:33pm by LifeSUCKS143

what kind of a best friend is she?
#2 wins.

#64 - On 03/06/2009 at 11:26pm by MJ_Alexander

Cut her!

#65 - On 03/07/2009 at 10:42am by ImASecret

Oh my damn! I am so so sorry! That must have hurt so badly. If it helps the same thing happened to me but without the spa package!

#66 - On 03/08/2009 at 4:14am by Jane_Austen1775

dayummmm!!!! OOPSY!

#67 - On 03/08/2009 at 1:48pm by boomtpboom

Thats really sh!tty. you seem like a lovely person- i'll be your friend! seriously. that is really breathtakingly horrible. take care x

#68 - On 03/08/2009 at 5:40pm by Only_Connect

I agree you should take her ex with you to the spa, you can vent to each other D:

#69 - On 03/09/2009 at 12:53am by musical_rina

You're a good friend. You deserve better.

#70 - On 03/09/2009 at 6:03am by ConfusedGuy

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#71 - On 03/09/2009 at 1:53pm by ENS_WCS07

Dump Both of those hoes! Gosh, you just can't trust anyone these days! you deserve better...you're an amazing friend for buying her a spa day...she's a bitch.

#72 - On 03/10/2009 at 5:01pm by bsneeze

surprisingly i no how u feel. i had 2 walk in on it tho.

#73 - On 03/11/2009 at 3:49am by shanini

OMG!! sorry to hear!! that's majorly screwed up!!
DUMP BOTH OF THEIR SORRY ASSES!
find a new bestfriend and boyfriend.
when u get the chance, punch out the bitch face ex bestfriend and kick ur ex boyfriend in the balls!
that should make u feel better!

#74 - On 03/12/2009 at 1:18am by marri_n

omg wtf.. she was not a bestfriend.
u should have slapped her across her face and made her pay u the money back.
n dump both of their asses!!!!!

#75 - On 03/13/2009 at 10:34pm by crazybe3bshot31

she owes you $80. i can't believe she was able to go through with that!!

#76 - On 03/15/2009 at 6:12am by ronnidee

your "friend" is such an asshole

#77 - On 03/15/2009 at 11:01pm by notname

SMACK THE BITCH!

#78 - On 03/16/2009 at 2:44am by khan19

lol

let me get that spa package, i have some rough looken feet

#79 - On 03/16/2009 at 7:34pm by crazydoug

#4 people who don't get cheated on don't write FMLs... fmls are for people who.. well got fucked over. so obviously only the people getting cheated on/getting fucked over are going to write on here.

#80 - On 03/17/2009 at 1:01pm by latuka

damn...that is a major burn...not the funniest of what I've seen on here, but definitely the craziest

#81 - On 03/17/2009 at 6:06pm by doug_the_bear

thats soooo weak :(

#82 - On 03/17/2009 at 7:34pm by StopDropAndRoll

wow, connect with some new people

#83 - On 03/18/2009 at 11:28am by dmoneycivicsi

damn wtf... thats whack.

#84 - On 03/19/2009 at 1:29pm by lifepwns

wow how did you find out?
o and sorry that really sucks bawls :(

#85 - On 03/22/2009 at 1:50am by sor_machine

Best friend? Dont you mean EX best friend?
What a whore

#87 - On 03/22/2009 at 10:41pm by sammmii92

If they only knew the rest of the story hun sweetheart? ^^

#88 - On 03/24/2009 at 7:46am by Naomi

as much as thats super shitty and i totally relate to your pain...
i have a question.
why had you not asked your "best friend" what the circumstances of the breakup were in the past week BEFORE spending 160 dollars on her?

#89 - On 03/25/2009 at 10:14pm by ehue

your best friend is a whore. I should lay a turd on her face

#90 - On 04/02/2009 at 6:59am by bassmaster_pat

Go to Sasa's Spa!

#91 - On 04/02/2009 at 10:52am by milesandmaps

ouch... sorry to hear that :(

#92 - On 04/07/2009 at 4:09am by brkn_hearted

Aaaand that's when you give the other half of the spa package to your mom (if of course you haven't gone with her already). If you went with her already, definitely FYL.

#93 - On 04/08/2009 at 9:04pm by ddrluna

i agree with #2 you to are the victims and they know they fucked up so make them pay for it.

#94 - On 04/15/2009 at 1:46pm by aayres

why dont you take your ex-bffl's ex boyfriend to the spa and go together. it will be like a getting even type thing...and you may get a nice guy out of it ;)

#95 - On 04/16/2009 at 2:52pm by omgitsbekah

Can you say, dump that hooker?

#96 - On 04/18/2009 at 2:58pm by El_Capitan

Ditch them and go out with ur so called 'bff's ex.

#97 - On 04/18/2009 at 10:00pm by SoDaPoPGnAh

What a bitch.

#98 - On 04/19/2009 at 10:29pm by ironyofmylife

That's really messed up and you guys should come up with something creative to get them back.

#99 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:14am by 24788

ahh..that sux. revoke the gift certificate or tell the spa ladies to dye her hair blue:)

#100 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:18pm by rockmyworld

hook up with her ex.

#101 - On 05/03/2009 at 8:11pm by Snowfreak221

dude this is so fake.

#102 - On 05/06/2009 at 2:36am by nemesistwo

I agree with #2.

#103 - On 05/10/2009 at 5:19pm by Samera

oh woww, FUCKIN' dump HIS ass,

&& no DON'T go back with HER ex, .
just go meet new people i'm sure
there's somebody out there for you,
don't worry the same thing happend
to me, only i'm engaged... ;[

#104 - On 05/14/2009 at 6:46pm by MiserableMelody

WHOA!!
that sucks ass!

#105 - On 05/17/2009 at 12:24am by kaylove13

Sry to hear that. but good thing that u now know

#106 - On 05/26/2009 at 8:56am by DJ0ker

Someone wanted to be open? Get with her ex I say

#107 - On 06/02/2009 at 11:22pm by

oh my i've been through something similar. Lost my best friend and boy friend at the same time -.-'

#108 - On 06/03/2009 at 11:27am by Chaos101

All these stories of best friends hooking up with your boyfriend make me SO ANGRY:////////// Like, COME OOOOOON!!!! conscious, ethics and morals are amongst the most important differences between human beings and animals... Fuck their lives, sweetie, good you got rid of those backstabbers!

#109 - On 06/11/2009 at 11:15am by portisheadroads

Okay, why everybody is telling you to sabotage her by dating her ex obviously she didn't care if she was cheating on him. After she dumps your ex find out who the 'new' guy she is hoping to get and hookup with him. She'll be so pissed.

#110 - On 06/13/2009 at 4:46pm by bansheebaby1327

I don't get it, can some explain to a clueless person? ....Oh wait now I do.

#111 - On 06/17/2009 at 9:58pm by crushed56

:O

#112 - On 06/18/2009 at 7:18pm by jessicaislameee

noone deserves that! :( just kill them and move on (i'd kill'em for you gladly)

#113 - On 06/28/2009 at 8:43pm by jackpaice

I vote you take your best friend's ex out to the spa with you instead.... who knows?

#114 - On 07/05/2009 at 9:19pm by turtle_sandwich

Her ex-boyfriend is YOURS.

#115 - On 07/07/2009 at 7:19pm by casablancas17

Give the spa package to her ex. Maybe have it with him :))

#116 - On 07/08/2009 at 8:15am by thesmartaleck

Time to shove said best friend down a LOOONG flight of stairs

#117 - On 08/09/2009 at 1:44am by MadeOfAwesome

wellll... take her ex boyfriend. looks like you two will be needing the spa package.

#118 - On 08/13/2009 at 2:40pm by juicyjay00

jeez... sounds like things that happened to me all the time. im sorry.. you deserve better.. BOTH WAYS!

#119 - On 08/19/2009 at 3:18am by 1050this

go hook up with her ex

#120 - On 08/21/2009 at 9:21pm by musicangel

Take your friends Ex

#121 - On 08/23/2009 at 12:51am by f_u_c_k300

omg. thats so f'd up.! break your friendship with her and hook up with her ex. remember. pay-backs a b***h

#123 - On 10/08/2009 at 5:03pm by fiesty_007

Your all saying take her friends ex, but i don't think she would care if she was so much of a whore to cheat with her best friends bf.
that sucks for you :/

#124 - On 11/12/2009 at 4:10pm by thgiliwt

take her ex boyfriend

#125 - On 11/19/2009 at 5:04pm by dubbleChic

some friend she is thats sucks

#126 - On 12/11/2009 at 10:33am by KYOBI_017

hook up wit her ex :P dump ur ex and during the night cut out his balls and beat the crap out of ur bff ( if ur too weak hire up some1)

#127 - On 12/18/2009 at 2:01pm by Miki_xx

Woww! i would have took her .choke . go to your bf and choke him to , then take the ex and riqht in front of their face kiss him , then leave >:O

#128 - On 12/21/2009 at 1:27pm by Tazzii

I'm always amazed how many people still vote YDI even on posts like this. Nobody could ever deserve that...

#129 - On 12/21/2009 at 3:46pm by littlelemur

Wow, that sucks, big time. Take her ex to the spa. You both deserve to relax.

#130 - On 01/01/2010 at 3:28pm by Franksalot

kill both of them. seriously, just fucking murder them as slowly and painfully as possible.

#131 - On 01/07/2010 at 1:50pm by apfunction

you need Jerry springer

#132 - On 01/09/2010 at 2:35pm by haydog12

oooooooh the irony

#135 - On 02/01/2010 at 6:56am by jaycro

she's no friend of yours

#137 - On 02/18/2010 at 4:02am by hapylordofdeath9

im sorry :( but ur post is hilarious, i fell off my bed laughin so hard

#138 - On 02/25/2010 at 4:04am by purebosanac

:o whatta whore!
geez im sorry/:
you should hook up with her ex?:p
jk!

#139 - On 03/09/2010 at 6:28pm by jessiemarie

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