Today my boyfriend proposed to me and I gladly accepted. The first words out of his mouth after getting off his knees were, "I own you now!" FML

by tallesttree54 / 11/10/2016 at 7:38pm / Love

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  • You fell for the oldest trick in the book, OP. That wasn't an engagement ring. That was an enslavement ring.

    #4 - On 11/11/2016 at 6:48am by Baustigt

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  • Application of makeup will be regarded as an act of vandalism.

    Any attempts to back out of the engagement could result in legal prosecution for stealing yourself.

    If you upload any footage of yourself to the internet (YouTube, Snapchat, Vine, etc.), you could be convicted of digital piracy.

    #5 - On 11/11/2016 at 6:55am by Tripartita

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