Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML
by happybidet / 10/31/2016 at 9:02am / United Kingdom / Love
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I'm sure she feels horrible and will have other "surprises" to make up for it...and this time it won't include getting punched!
#6 - On 10/31/2016 at 1:20pm by mermaidkeels
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Nothing but tough love
#1 - On 10/31/2016 at 12:58pm by DesignOfHalogen
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