Today my boyfriend and I broke up. It was a mutual decision but I was curious as to what he thought went wrong. "I was just never sure if you brushed your teeth regularly." He cheated on me twice. FML

by cannotexplain / 10/04/2016 at 10:43am / Australia / Love

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  • I wonder if he planned his cheating schedule around what you ate for dinner.

    "Well, it's garlic breath on Wednesdays so that's when I sleep with Susan. Tuesdays and Fridays are fish nights. I bang Charlotte on fish nights."

    #2 - On 10/05/2016 at 3:16am by Baustigt

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  • It's okay, you weren't the unclean one in this case.

    #1 - On 10/05/2016 at 3:13am by Screwie

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