Today, my sister gently asked me if I was gay. Turns out I've been without a boyfriend for so long that the whole family believes I secretly have a girlfriend. FML
by Singlelady / 09/21/2016 at 3:16pm / United Kingdom (Stoke-on-Trent) / Love
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Just tell them you are bisexual. That way, when you don't have a boyfriend, you can say you're on standbi.
#2 - On 10/11/2016 at 8:34am by Airshock22
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*stops trimming mullet in front of mirror (below an original Georgia O'Keeffe) to look over flannel-covered shoulder*
"Why would you think I'm gay?!"
#4 - On 10/11/2016 at 8:43am by Tripartita
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