Today, my sister gently asked me if I was gay. Turns out I've been without a boyfriend for so long that the whole family believes I secretly have a girlfriend. FML

by Singlelady / 09/21/2016 at 3:16pm / United Kingdom (Stoke-on-Trent) / Love

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  • Just tell them you are bisexual. That way, when you don't have a boyfriend, you can say you're on standbi.

    #2 - On 10/11/2016 at 8:34am by Airshock22

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  • *stops trimming mullet in front of mirror (below an original Georgia O'Keeffe) to look over flannel-covered shoulder*

    "Why would you think I'm gay?!"

    #4 - On 10/11/2016 at 8:43am by Tripartita

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