Today, I found out what happens when you sleep with a girl your chemistry major friend likes. He put silver nitrate in my body wash and shampoo. I look like I survived an explosion in a Sharpie factory. He says it'll come off "in a few days". FML

by dude i am so sorry / 09/19/2016 at 3:54pm / United States (Virginia) / Love

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  • Ugh. That's just being an irresponsible chemist, and an abuse of knowledge. Small amounts of silver nitrate are an annoyance, but every chemical has its dangers.

    #3 - On 09/20/2016 at 5:56am by Welshite

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  • Well, OP, I'd say the prank wars have just begun. Get him back, and may the odds be ever in your favor.

    #2 - On 09/20/2016 at 5:53am by askullnamedbilly

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