Today, I eavesdropped as my friend tried hinting to my crush that I like him. He replied, "Haha, eww. She looks like a fuckin' garden gnome." FML

by Anonymous / 09/13/2016 at 12:33pm / United States (Florida) / Love

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  • My collection of sexy garden gnomes take offense, and they're going to recruit garden gnomes everywhere for revenge. That boy might not make it out alive.

    #1 - On 09/13/2016 at 6:02pm by Welshite

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  • Gnomeo, O Gnomeo, wherefore art thou?

    #2 - On 09/13/2016 at 6:02pm by elainebarish

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