Today, on my way to work, I was checking my hair in the semi-reflective window of an office building. I suddenly realized that the guy I had a one-night stand with last week was standing on the other side, looking confused. He now genuinely believes that I am stalking him. FML

by YouWish / 08/24/2016 at 11:57pm / United States (South Carolina) / Love

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  • Next you'll be checking your lipstick in the reflection of his car window. And using his bathroom mirror to check if you have spinach in your teeth. And practicing your smile in the dull reflection of his dead empty eyes for your next one night stand.

    #7 - On 09/17/2016 at 7:19pm by Welshite

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  • The only solution now is to really stalk him

    #5 - On 09/17/2016 at 7:12pm by BlackHawkSavior

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