Love: Today, I drove my girlfriend to take her on the first date out... - FML

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By FlyAway - 19/08/2016 15:59 - United States - Middleboro

Today, I drove my girlfriend to take her on the first date out of the house we've had since she got her pet birds five months ago. Less than fifteen minutes after we left her house, she started crying hysterically, demanding that we turn around because she missed her birds too much. FML

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r83839 22

Saturday 20 August 2016 5:11

BAWK. Polly wants a breakup!

Ironman_I_Am 7

Saturday 20 August 2016 6:13

Dude I was in your shoes once so I know how you feel and honestly just leave her it's easier unless you want to be ignored left and right

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r83839 22

Saturday 20 August 2016 5:11

BAWK. Polly wants a breakup!

Ironman_I_Am 7

Saturday 20 August 2016 6:13

Dude I was in your shoes once so I know how you feel and honestly just leave her it's easier unless you want to be ignored left and right

WhereverIMayRoam 15

Tuesday 23 August 2016 3:38

Ouch... **** that! They're BIRDS

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