Today, after being single for over five years, I was chatted up at the airport. Sadly, Prince Charming was a homeless guy who had very strong body odour, soiled trousers, a can of cheap beer and bugs in his dreads. He kissed my hand. I feel violated. FML

by charmed / 08/12/2016 at 4:53am / Love

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  • He was just being nice, it was a compliment. It's not like he groped you or did anything inappropriate, cheer up OP. Although his described appearance is horrible, just appreciate the gesture.

    #2 - On 08/12/2016 at 1:23pm by MdMan3

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  • At least you know there's still a little bit of hope.

    #1 - On 08/12/2016 at 1:22pm by cassiet

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