Today, I went on my first date in seven months. We hit it off really well, having a lot of things in common. The only thing we don't have in common is a tan line from a wedding ring. FML

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  • Hey, maybe they're recently divorced! Just ask, OP.

    #1 - On 09/03/2016 at 9:02pm by Lady_Spaghetti

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  • You know what you need to do. Wrap a string around your finger and spray that baby with some instant tan-in-a-can. You're welcome.

    #5 - On 09/03/2016 at 9:10pm by Welshite

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