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By Anonymous - 23/07/2016 16:07 - United States - Orlando

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. One reason was because he couldn't have "intellectual conversations" with me. This coming from the man that seriously asked me if women passed gas or had bowel movements.
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saffy66 34

By intellectual, he clearly meant at HIS level of intellect. OP was clearly overqualified for the position.

...Sorry, but asking if women go to the bathroom is one of those questions that is, in fact, a stupid question. That is basic logic. It sounds more likely that by "lack of intellectual conversation" he means that OP doesn't humor his ridiculous conversation topics or let him win discussions.

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Sounds stupid to us girls but if no one told him, how would he know? By lack of intellectual conversation he probably meant that you shut him down.

...Sorry, but asking if women go to the bathroom is one of those questions that is, in fact, a stupid question. That is basic logic. It sounds more likely that by "lack of intellectual conversation" he means that OP doesn't humor his ridiculous conversation topics or let him win discussions.

How would he know that women and females are people? Gee, I don't know, common sense.

Maybe he wants more than your everyday bulls hit conversations. Clearly he's not that bright, his lost.

saffy66 34

By intellectual, he clearly meant at HIS level of intellect. OP was clearly overqualified for the position.

first of all, why date him if he asks you that?

you know, an anecdote of a silly thing he's asked doesn't do much to convince me he's incapable of having genuinely intellectual conversations