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By htlrddnthngwrng - 22/07/2016 23:24 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I learned that this girl I was interested in, that's way out of my league, is also interested in me. That'd be great, if not for the fact that she's becoming a doctor, lives in another country, and oh- I'm going to prison soon. FML.
I agree, your life sucks 555
You deserved it 181

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Why'd they have to take away the ydi button

Wow so many stereotypes here. Bad boy syndrome, really bad boy in this case. Want what you can't have. You have much bigger issues than your love life at the moment. YDI for not having your priorities straight.

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Going to prison for peeking in windows?

Wow so many stereotypes here. Bad boy syndrome, really bad boy in this case. Want what you can't have. You have much bigger issues than your love life at the moment. YDI for not having your priorities straight.

not saying I DIDN'T deserve it, but victimless crimes (allegedly committing insider trading) hardly makes me a "bad boy"

sohigh10 34

Martha Stewart rocked it and so can you, depending on the amount of money you made, you could be out in no time.

Unlucky1232 20

for? this is pretty important to determine if YDI or not

allegedly committing insider trading accidentally.