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By Mehazeleyes - 25/06/2016 00:53 - Canada - Thunder Bay

Today, I just finished a collect-call from my fiancé. I just found out he's been charge with 3x dangerous driving 2x fleeing the scene. We just recently got our apartment together with a 1 year lease I might add and we just got a new born puppy. Fml.
I agree, your life sucks 234
You deserved it 14

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Why on earth do you have a 'new born puppy'? I hope it's at least 8 weeks old because then that's irresponsible of both the seller and you.

Maybe you should flee that scene be mode you become his next dashboard ornament. *clears throat* More seriously, you may want to take away his driving privileges until he realizes he is driving a close to two ton mental weapon of rapid death.

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Why on earth do you have a 'new born puppy'? I hope it's at least 8 weeks old because then that's irresponsible of both the seller and you.

no marriage for you! if hes that irresponsible then how will he be in the marriage? dump his ass and ask help for the lease from your parents im sure they wont leave you struggling and maybe send the puppy to a friend for awhile or have it adopted by someone else until you can afford it... man fyl

Maybe you should flee that scene be mode you become his next dashboard ornament. *clears throat* More seriously, you may want to take away his driving privileges until he realizes he is driving a close to two ton mental weapon of rapid death.