Today, I was trying to seduce a really good-looking girl, when all of a sudden she leaned in towards me and said, “Sorry, I’m not drunk enough to make out with you.“ FML

by Anonyme / 06/22/2016 at 1:15am / Switzerland (Geneve) / Love

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  • Well better luck next time. Maybe try not to be so obvious with your intentions? Or don't take it so personally since you seem to be looking for something casual

    #1 - On 06/22/2016 at 6:27am by summer4me

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  • At least she was honest , you'll find a girl who likes you someday and she won't need to be drunk.

    #2 - On 06/22/2016 at 6:28am by jerseygirl94

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