By Anonymous - 21/06/2016 23:24 - United States - Winder

Today, my girl and I got in a huge fight. Because I cuddled with her the wrong way. While I was asleep. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 543
You deserved it 1 079

Same thing different taste

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This is where you kick a bitch to the curb, buy a body pillow, call "her" Carol, and have the time of your life.

Sounds like my brothers GF, she constantly gets pissed at him (and the rest of my family) over the smallest things that a normal person wouldnt even think of haha. Moral of the story: Bitches Be Crazy!

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This is where you kick a bitch to the curb, buy a body pillow, call "her" Carol, and have the time of your life.

That's... Oddly specific.... But I agree

Did you not get the cuddling memo for 2016? But seriously, that because of cuddling?

There was a memo? Oh no, I never got it! What does it say?

The fact that this post even has a "you deserved it" button wounds me. You definitely do NOT deserve that, you deserve a better girl, FYL.

I beg to differ. I assign 1/3 of the blame to OP. Now his GF was totally wrong and completely irrational. I think we call agree on that. But sometimes you just have to know when to let things go... or respond with something equally irrational. Sorry must have been the cucumber on my sandwich yesterday, I only ate one potato chip. I saw a squirrel one time. Would have all been better then getting into an irrational debate using reason. PS: The correct answer was. I'm sorry. I'll do my best to make sure i don't do that again. <Insert Compliment Here> Would you show me the right way?

I'm honestly thinking you're the crazy gf the fml is talking about, because no one in their right mind would try to justify this behavior over something that small

#7 You actually think there's a way to explain to someone how to cuddle the 'right way' WHILE ASLEEP? OP should have refused to engage at all with such a ridiculous complaint.

Your acting like op just goes from girl to girl and breaks up if they have one fight. Not how the world works

And you are acting as if people don't joke around ever and that the internet is never sarcastic.

Sounds like my brothers GF, she constantly gets pissed at him (and the rest of my family) over the smallest things that a normal person wouldnt even think of haha. Moral of the story: Bitches Be Crazy!

My ex-girlfriend one time ignored me for a whole day because she had dreamt that I cheated on her and she was upset with me.

Be careful. She seems like the kinda girl that will break up with you because she dreamt that you cheated on her. Don't say we didn't warn you!

But what did it turn into? Fights usually start off small then kaboom

i wonder what categorises as wrong way cuddle

1- accidentally suffocating a petite partner. 2- progressively cuddling further across the bed until your partner falls off the edge around 5am. 3- sleep fondling, or repeated unconscious jabs to the anus/tailbone/spine with a sleep erection. Or maybe she's just neurotically high maintenance and got super pissed at him for drooling in her hair after she'd just had it done.

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