Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML

by Anonymous / 06/16/2016 at 11:00pm / Love

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  • It sounds like two self-aware people who both recognized this wasn't a good match. Win-win for everyone.

    #6 - On 08/13/2016 at 1:16am by pjsr

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  • Eh, easy break up then. I guess it kind of sucks to find out she hasn't wanted you for that long, but at least your split won't be a drawn-out process.

    #2 - On 07/26/2016 at 12:03pm by Mangascribbler

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