Birthday, Awkward and Love: Today, for the first time ever, one of my birthday wishes came...

By Anonymous - 06/06/2016 04:57 - United States - Frisco

Today, for the first time ever, one of my birthday wishes came true. I wished for my crush to come hang out with me, and she did. I wasted my birthday wish on an awkward silence. FML

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By thefailwhale - 16/06/2012 04:58 - United States - Hartford

Today, it's my birthday. When my crush spotted me in the hallway and wished me a Happy Birthday, my nerves got the best of me and I blurted out, "You too!" FML

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By jswag2004 - 11/12/2019 01:00 - United States - Elgin

Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML

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By Killme - 13/07/2016 02:10

Today, as a birthday present, my friends threw a surprise party for me. I was so surprised, I pissed myself in front of everyone, including my crush. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2012 17:15 - United States - Chagrin Falls

Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "happy birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML

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By hatethatiloveyou - 10/02/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, my crush talked to me for the first time. He told me to stop staring. FML

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Waiting…

By Anonymous - 22/10/2022 22:00

Today, I celebrated my birthday. By that, I mean I spent most of the day alone in a field, waiting for my boyfriend to have time for me, then we broke up, and I ended up spending the evening crying alone on a beach. FML

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By Disappointed - 26/05/2016 20:27 - Canada - Niagara Falls

Today, I started dating my crush. Turns out she's a living nightmare. FML

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Never leave evidence

By Anonymous - 14/11/2021 02:00

Today, I asked my crush out, after a year of liking her. What did she do? She laughed, took a screenshot of it and sent it to her friend. FML

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Bye bye love, hello loneliness

By Lonley Lesbian - 17/06/2020 02:02

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush out. Also today, she changed her Facebook status to "In a relationship." I'm so damn lonely. FML

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By nofriends - 09/02/2016 05:17 - United States - Boise

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he wanted to throw me a surprise birthday party. The only issue was the fact I didn't have any friends to make it happen. FML

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ber4fun 23

Monday 6 June 2016 15:29

At least you got to spend it with someone you like. Just don't let your shy side completely take over when you see her again.

emeraldisle 30

Monday 6 June 2016 15:35

Try chatting with her next time.

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ber4fun 23

Monday 6 June 2016 15:29

At least you got to spend it with someone you like. Just don't let your shy side completely take over when you see her again.

emeraldisle 30

Monday 6 June 2016 15:35

Try chatting with her next time.

tupe_fml 15

Wednesday 8 June 2016 20:37

OhhoHOHo great advice man 100% A+ all my problems solved!

FmySAlife 12

Monday 6 June 2016 15:40

Can be awkward at first, especially if you both like one another. Give it time and maybe have some mutual friends around for the next meeting.

TheMathMajor 26

Monday 6 June 2016 17:49

I met my partner online and we had been talking for over a month before we met in person. It was super awkward, but the next day we hung out again and we were fine. It really does just take some time sometimes. We've been together now for 3 years :D

sylvienoir 18

Tuesday 7 June 2016 10:42

I met my boyfriend on WoW and we didn't hold hands for months because we were so weird around each other irl. We've been together for over 6 years now. :)