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By Anonymous - 20/05/2016 21:25 - Spain - M?laga

Today, I've had to explain to my boyfriend, three times, that I don't feel like sleeping over at his, not because I don't love him, but because I've just finished my last week of school and have spent a month studying and getting maybe four hours of sleep a night. He still doesn't understand it. FML

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jamieblue6 16

Saturday 21 May 2016 22:02

What a douche for not understanding. Dump him

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jamieblue6 16

Saturday 21 May 2016 22:02

What a douche for not understanding. Dump him

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