Love: Today, after finally getting a girlfriend for the first time...

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By mr. lame - 19/05/2016 17:03 - United States - Cleveland

Today, after finally getting a girlfriend for the first time ever, I woke up. FML

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ctosc 21

Friday 20 May 2016 9:07

just go back to sleep

thatweirdasian 22

Friday 20 May 2016 2:37

Hey, you know what they say! Dreams can cone true ^_^

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thatweirdasian 22

Friday 20 May 2016 2:37

Hey, you know what they say! Dreams can cone true ^_^

Diddlydoo1632 18

Friday 20 May 2016 4:16

This fml is so overused. Just don't even try anymore.

ctosc 21

Friday 20 May 2016 9:07

just go back to sleep

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