Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask a girl at my school for her number. As I was typing it into my phone, she pointed out the giant booger firmly attached to my sleeve. FML
by Joseflloyd / 05/12/2016 at 12:52am / United States (Colorado) / Love
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"Uhm... It's not mine!"
"You have someone else's booger on your sleeve?"
*slowly backs away*
#1 - On 05/12/2016 at 12:00pm by Colon_Man
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Did she give you her actually number? Because if she did, she's a keeper.
#2 - On 05/12/2016 at 12:01pm by Chrysic
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