Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask a girl at my school for her number. As I was typing it into my phone, she pointed out the giant booger firmly attached to my sleeve. FML

by Joseflloyd / 05/12/2016 at 12:52am / United States (Colorado) / Love

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  • "Uhm... It's not mine!"
    "You have someone else's booger on your sleeve?"

    *slowly backs away*

    #1 - On 05/12/2016 at 12:00pm by Colon_Man

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  • Did she give you her actually number? Because if she did, she's a keeper.

    #2 - On 05/12/2016 at 12:01pm by Chrysic

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