Love: Today, I realised that I am falling in love with my fuck buddy,... - FML

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By getfucked - 03/05/2016 09:44 - Australia - Ramsgate

Today, I realised that I am falling in love with my fuck buddy, even though we would never work out as a couple because he's an asshole. FML

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prince232 13

Wednesday 4 May 2016 6:51

You guys must've been ******* for a long time now if you're falling in love with him which means the sex out weights him being an asshole.

tarlax 11

Wednesday 4 May 2016 6:54

And that desperate cry for attention was brought to you by "getfucked", which incidentally was my first thought after reading the FML.

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prince232 13

Wednesday 4 May 2016 6:51

You guys must've been ******* for a long time now if you're falling in love with him which means the sex out weights him being an asshole.

tarlax 11

Wednesday 4 May 2016 6:54

And that desperate cry for attention was brought to you by "getfucked", which incidentally was my first thought after reading the FML.

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